8 Ways You Know You Need a Beach Vacation

8 Ways You Know You Need a Beach Vacation

8 Ways You Know You Need a Beach Vacation
  1.  You take a Facebook fast for the month of April because you can’t deal with all of the pictures of everyone else on white, sandy beaches.  The more you look, the more you feel your skin turning green.
  2. The closest thing to a beach vacation you get is playing Farmville Tropic Escape.  At least that way you can always be on a beach drinking fruity drinks or scuba diving.
  3. Any tv shows that you get to pick are always the one where people sell their houses in places like Chicago or Alaska and buy a tiny home on the beach in Hawaii.  And it doesn’t sound crazy to you.
  4. You have 2,500 pins on your Pinterest “Vacation” board.
  5. You are looking up sounds of the ocean on YouTube to fall asleep to.
  6. You just bought a coffee mug that says “Beach Therapy should be covered by health insurance.”  It is now your life’s motto.
  7. You are creating a stash of self-tanner.  Just because you can’t go on a beach vacation, doesn’t mean you need to stick out like a Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost thumb.
  8. You are using tanning oil in your essential oil diffuser to get that “beach” smell in your house.
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